This is a tongue in the cheek look at what should not be done if you would like your website to survive in the big bad cyber world so to speak; lets look at how things can be done the wrong way so that you can avoid these traps and create a site that does not irritate our visitors. On the contrary, if you have a sadistic streak in you and if you have been desperately trying to rattle the nerve of your visitors or bore them into running for dear life away from your site these tips may prove quite handy.

To begin with we will break a website into three parts; the design aspect, the technical and the marketing aspect. All websites can be segregated into these components; the look or feel of the site; their code and the server in use that can impacts its performance and how well they attract visitors and convert them into buying customers.

The top ten web designing goof ups:

* Go ahead and use some of the craziest and ‘never before seen’ web conventions that nobody will understand
* Make sure that the navigation on the different pages of your site do not match with other; so in other words each web page should have its very own unique navigation system.
* Lift off content from other site, make sure that whatever information is use is drab and boring to the point of making the readers cry out of sheer boredom; another way is to use information that is full of grammar and spelling mistakes and that absolutely makes no sense or is not related to your niche.
* Make sure that you always use obscure labels for your buttons and links that will thoroughly confuse your visitors; the more confusing your site, the more frustrated your visitors will be.
* Try you hardest to make life very difficult for Tadalis SX them; remember you are trying to play the evil anti website twin of ‘Grinch’ here. Do not offer search boxes so that you visitors have to go through the entire site to find a single document; try to hard to ensure that your visitors cannot find things on your site easily
* Use content that only talks about you and your website while deliberately withholding any sensible and relevant information. You could also include a web page with jut a big picture of yourself or several in various poses.
* Then a truly devious way would be to not use any content at all, simply go for large images and senseless videos; create a Cialis dozen pages like that without a single word on any of them, so for your home page; just have a giant picture of your home office and yourself
* Use complicated and esoteric java script drop down menus that make navigation almost impossible; do not include text links so that search engine spiders cannot crawl your web pages
* Use the tiniest fonts and bad color combination; the funkier the better, we are going for an unreadable site here.

Make a mess technically:

* Your website should not load before 20 minutes; the longer your site takes to load the more frustrated your visitors will be
* Mke sure that a new version of your website appears in everybody’s computes, so do not test the design after creation. Your site should look totally different in IE, Chrome and Firebox respectively.
* The functionality of the site should be extremely poor, every time a visitor uses the site it should be very different from the last and just more miserable; the site should work improperly and inconsistently.
* All the links should be broken and images should be missing
* Make sure that there are regular crashes; for instance, if more than 5 people visits the site at a time, the homepage and some other web pages should become inaccessible
* The visitors should have to download and install at keas 5 plug ins before they can see the site properly and even then there should innumerable issues
* There should be no protection but make it a point to ask your visitors for very personal and sensitive information like their SSN, credit card number and bank account details; all of this needless to say, should be very accessible to even a novice hacker
* Ensure that people can only view your site on specific browsers and certain versions of the said browser
* There should be a ton of pop ups, sign up boxes, animations, running videos so that the pages take forever to load
* Use a million frames.

Author Bio: Seomul Evans is an SEO Marketing consultant specializing in Marketing Chiropractic Marketing and SEO Blogs Consulting.

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