There is a stage in every man\’s journey (usually when he is still in his teens) when the realisation hits that not every woman in the world wants to sleep with him. A certain Indian philosopher (whose name currently escapes me) remarked that this is one of the saddest moments in any man\’s life. How could the Almighty be so cruel!

But what if, through some freak in nature, you had some super human power in which every sexy latin hottie just could not help falling head over heals for your charms.

Okay we\’re gonna let out imaginations roam wild here for a few minutes and imagine that you, my friend, are this super human Casanova and look at the top seven latin hotties who are gonna pose you with a Shakespearean riddle.

1) Jennifer Luscious Lopez

Famous \”Booty of the Bronx\” – but born from Puerto Rican parents – Jiving Jennifer is worth a bob or two. She has her latin claws in industries ranging from Fashion, Music and Cosmetics – and let\’s not forget her iconic Judge Jen persona in American Idol. But such lofty achievements were trivial in comparison to the day when she met you. Was left a withering wreck when you left her for…

2) Petite Penelope Cruz

\”How could he have left me for her\” lamented Jen \”I mean she\’s not even Latin!\” Technically true but for the purpose of our little fantasy we\’ll lump the sexy Spaniard conquest into the Latina category. Academy award alumni and golden girl of L\’Oreal; Penelope was in for a bit of a shock one evening when she returned from a pouting session with King Ralph (Lauren) to find you in bed with…

3=) Shakira and Christine Aguilera

Poor old Penelope – all she could mutter in joint press conference the next day was a pithy \”No Comment\” You however announced that the Central American twins had been a laugh but you were now into the more serious endeavour of seducing dangerous housewives.

5) Eva Longoria

Spotting a \”faux pas\” by ex Tony NBA Parker you were in like shot. But to little Eva\’s horror L\’Oreal contacted her asking if she could do a session with you and Penelope for their latest advertising campaign. \”I\’m not that desperate\” mused the mexican housewife. Moving swiftly on…

6) Jessica Alba

Having gained a taste for \”Bistec a la Mexicana\” you later stumbled upon Jessica Alba. Being a Gentleman you were happy to oblige, but your conscience was telling you it was time to leave \”Sin City\” and settle down with a less glamorous bride.

7) Gisele Bundchen

Escaping the rat race you flew to Rio de Janeiro to lap up the breaks on Ipnema beach. Bikini clad beauties were losing their appeal until you unexpectedly bumped into a \”Devil wearing Prada\” the utterly gorgeous Brazilian babe Gisele Bundchen…

\”To date or not to date,\” you mused \”that is the question:\”
Whether \’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune…

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