It was a quick pregnancy. I didn’t even know I was expecting. Now I am the proud father of a 2 millimeter shard of kidney stone.

One minute I didn’t have a care in the world and the next thing I know, BAM! It hit me. I have never felt pain like that before, it was like I discount cialis was incorrectly lifting a tree out of the ground and while I was busy doing that, someone decided to sneak up and kick me in the groin, in 5 minute intervals.

My wife was barely able to help me get in the mini van; we were off to the Emergency Room. We have driven to Baltimore from Florida several times and those trips seem like quick jaunts compared to the 20-minute journey to the hospital.

When we arrived I looked so bad they quickly got me through triage and slapped a fancy and stylish backless number on me and hooked me up with an IV and bag of there best fluid. The only thing I could do to ease the pain was to pace.

They gave me a IV bag holder on wheels and let me go. I looked like Ozzy Osborne shuffling about and asking for drugs. If you knew me, you would know that no matter what the event or occasion I will crack a joke or two, or make light of a serious situation with a little humor, I was in so much pain, I couldn’t do it. The closest I came to funny was when I had a 10 second window of no pain and I thought how much I must resembled Ozzy and yelled “SHARON!”, and no one got it. That quick it was back to pain.

My wife really wanted to help ease the pain but there wasn’t much she could do.

My energy really got depleted because of the pain, I can totally understand the mean things that come out of the mouths of women in labor. I wanted to say to my wife, “Honey, I appreciate your concern but there really isn’t anything you can do.” Oddly enough it came out “You did this to me!! I’m pretty sure your mother had something to do with it too, and I want flippin’ drugs now!”

So I finally I got the drugs, or as they call them, “the good stuff”. Shortly after the relief kicked in I decided that Dilaudid would be a good name Kamagra Gold for a girl if we ever had one. I got a Cat Scan, a verification that prescription cialis online it was indeed kidney stones and they sent me home to drink gallons of water and strain my urine. I had never had to do anything like that before but it reminded me of when I was a kid and we went to North Carolina on vacation and went mining for gemstones. Only this time it was without the dirt.

The shard passed about halfway through the next day. Later that same day I received a call from a friend who had told his Mom about my experience and she said, “Tell Greg to thank his wife for having their baby.” For the record I have thanked her, and then it occurred to me no one asked me if I wanted an Epidural.

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Category: Humor
Keywords: health,humor,kindney stone,emergency room,Dilaudid,cat scan